[Cpl Ledanek]

set your Fail-Button---at least give it a decency to go straight to VHS

[Demon_Mustang]

Woot, looks like they are going for that "young and hip" thing. This has "I am Winner" written all over it!! lol

[RAbbi]

"This is worse than that time I got a softball stuck in my nose!"

Just getting my let-down lines ready for this...

[GabrielG]

They screwed up big time somewhere. Cobra Commander is portrayed by Joseph Gordon-Levitt? Does he even know he's playing a villain?

[durka-durka]

Does he even know he's playing an adult?

[GabrielG]

durka-durka, on Mar 15 2008, 10:48 AM, said:

Does he even know he's playing an adult?

I say this approximately twelve times a day to different people but here it goes : "durka-durka, you sir are my hero"

[durka-durka]

GabrielG, on Mar 15 2008, 12:39 PM, said:

I say this approximately twelve times a day to different people but here it goes : "durka-durka, you sir are my hero"

hahaha F-Yeah!  


But back on topic...
  Have you guys seen the major plot points of this movie?  Here are soms spoilers below, and they may be changed (hopefully) by the time the movie comes out, but here's what we got so far....





1.  Other than the fact that this is the wierdest cast I have ever seen put together, it looks as if GI Joe won't be the "Real American Hero" due to PC reasons.  It is now called "G.I. J.O.E.   Global Integrated Joint Operating Entity"  

2.  Their main base was originally set in Brussels and not in the U.S. due to those same PC reasons.  Due to fan reaction, rumors now are saying that they have moved their base to the less volitile, less recognizable region known as Egypt.

3.  Apparently, there will be a battle in a city using those funky exoskeleton things.  

4.  Marlon Waynes is a major character.....

(sorry for spelling errors, I'm too lazy to look them up)

[Demon_Mustang]

LMAO!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!

Oh man, I can't wait for this to come out, I will buy the DVD just to show people so we can laugh all the way through, this sounds hilarious!

It'll be like the best parody ever made, except it will be the first parody of itself, if that is even possible, lol.

Edited by Demon_Mustang, 16 March 2008 - 04:37 AM.

[spm1138]

On the bright side, Sienna Miller in a leather catsuit...  

http://michaelscomme...ler_picture.jpg
http://baroness.fans...allery_0004.jpg

[WhiteKnight77]

spm1138, on Mar 16 2008, 01:43 PM, said:

On the bright side, Sienna Miller in a leather catsuit...  

http://michaelscomme...ler_picture.jpg
http://baroness.fans...allery_0004.jpg

I really liked her in a show we had over here for a year called Keen Eddy. She was always running around in panties. Nice body.

[durka-durka]

spm1138, on Mar 16 2008, 01:43 PM, said:

On the bright side, Sienna Miller in a leather catsuit...  

http://michaelscomme...ler_picture.jpg
http://baroness.fans...allery_0004.jpg

A leather catsuit.....with big guns  

[crtChunk]

I think the "Ray Parks as Snake-Eyes" is a good casting choice... that guy rocked in Epi I - The Death of a Franchise...

[durka-durka]

crtChunk, on Mar 17 2008, 03:37 PM, said:

I think the "Ray Parks as Snake-Eyes" is a good casting choice... that guy rocked in Epi I - The Death of a Franchise...

Yah, he was a good casting choice, I guess when anyone wants an American martial arts guy who covers up his face and doesn't talk, they call Ray hehe.  One problem I'll be interested in how they fix is that he's like 5'5" or something.  

I have a lot of hope for this movie, but man.....Marlon Wayns as the lead actor!?!?!?
Sometimes I think these update movies would be better off as a high-speed cartoon.

[5timechamp]

Aint it Cool News comes up Snake Eyes.

[Aldous]

durka-durka, on Mar 19 2008, 01:55 AM, said:

I guess when anyone wants an American martial arts guy who covers up his face and doesn't talk, they call Ray hehe.

Just like that compelling American actor Hugh Laurie, Ray is British.  

[WhiteKnight77]

I knew Hugh Laurie is English.

[durka-durka]

LoL!  All those sneaky British sots going around like they're American!  See, if he talked we may know the difference!

And that Snake Eyes pic is Bad @#$@#$!  Even if it does look like Batman and Blade had a kid.  I have to say I'm quite impressed, given what happened to Transformers.  My 3rd grade nerd-meter just pinged

Edited by durka-durka, 21 March 2008 - 09:50 PM.

[Cpl Ledanek]

resized to 1024x740...desktop baaahhh!!!

[Demon_Mustang]

Yah, I think the whole ninja coolness factor ended for me when i got out of elementary. Those pics just look gimmicky to me...

[5timechamp]

Im not too excited on the GI Joe movie just yet..... Snake Eyes and Stormshadow would be the characters to draw me in.....unfortunately for them the ninja bar itself is set way too high and im not sure theyd measure up to.....well u know.