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 Jul 21 2007, 05:14 AM
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 Wannabee  Group: Member Posts: 13 Joined: 20-July 07 From: Cannock, UK Member No.: 999 Platform: Console gamer  |
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun.
The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!" |
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Jul 21 2007, 01:27 PM
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 Moving Target Group: Member Posts: 232 Joined: 24-April 07 From: Oklahoma, USA Member No.: 459 Platform: PC gamer |
QUOTE(Rutthead13 @ Jul 21 2007, 07:22 AM) [snapback]14330[/snapback] A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!" Damn.  
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Jul 21 2007, 01:36 PM
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 Master Blaster Group: Member Posts: 2,600 Joined: 26-February 07 From: Denmark Member No.: 86 Platform: PC gamer |
Can we do blonde jokes? Cuz I got some pretty funny ones, though most are pretty naughty...
Respectfully krise madsen -------------------- "crisis" is my middle name...
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Jul 21 2007, 01:40 PM
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 Ranger School Dropout Group: Member Posts: 91 Joined: 18-July 07 From: Germany Member No.: 985 Platform: PC gamer |
Eeeeerrrrrrrrr, I'm blonde. I feel offended.
  CC This post has been edited by CommandoCrazy: Jul 21 2007, 01:41 PM --------------------    |
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Jul 24 2007, 06:35 AM
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Wannabee Group: Member Posts: 2 Joined: 24-July 07 Member No.: 1,025 Platform: None Selected |
QUOTE(CommandoCrazy @ Jul 22 2007, 03:48 AM) [snapback]14373[/snapback] Eeeeerrrrrrrrr, I'm blonde. I feel offended. CC I konw your feeling,but it's just a joke. -------------------- |
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Jul 24 2007, 07:03 AM
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Ranger School Dropout Group: Member Posts: 91 Joined: 18-July 07 From: Germany Member No.: 985 Platform: PC gamer |
QUOTE(1111kaka1 @ Jul 24 2007, 02:43 PM) [snapback]14545[/snapback] I konw your feeling,but it's just a joke. My post was just a joke, too.  CC -------------------- |
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Jul 24 2007, 07:20 AM
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Master Blaster Group: Member Posts: 2,600 Joined: 26-February 07 From: Denmark Member No.: 86 Platform: PC gamer |
In the spirit of equality among hair colours:
Mating call of the blonde: "Damn I'm drunk" Mating call of the ugly blonde: "I SAID, DAMN I'M DRUNK!" Mating call of the brunette: "All the blones have left" Mating call of the redhead: "Next!" Respectfully krise madsen This post has been edited by krise madsen: Jul 24 2007, 07:20 AM -------------------- "crisis" is my middle name...
------------------------------------------------ QUOTE(Hatchetforce) First John Wayne dies in 1979 and then 2 years later the Smurfs show up on NBC. It has been mostly downhill after that. |
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Jul 24 2007, 07:58 AM
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 Master Blaster  Group: Donator Posts: 1,156 Joined: 25-February 07 From: The Netherlands Member No.: 7 Platform: PC and Console gamer |
Q. What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brunette?
A. Artificial intelligence. 
-------------------- This post has not been brought to you by: Decaffeinated coffee™
"Decaffeinated coffee™, useless warm brown water!"  |
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Jul 24 2007, 09:17 AM
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Master Blaster Group: Member Posts: 2,600 Joined: 26-February 07 From: Denmark Member No.: 86 Platform: PC gamer |
QUOTE(Tactical Jerky @ Jul 24 2007, 04:06 PM) [snapback]14554[/snapback] Q. What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brunette? A. Artificial intelligence.  Q. How can you tell if it's a real blonde? A. Shine a light though one of her ears. If her eyes light up, she's a real blonde. Respectfully krise madsen PS: I have a really good one, but it's so nasty I'd be booted off the forum in a sec if I posted it, and rightly so. -------------------- "crisis" is my middle name...
------------------------------------------------ QUOTE(Hatchetforce) First John Wayne dies in 1979 and then 2 years later the Smurfs show up on NBC. It has been mostly downhill after that. |
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Jul 24 2007, 10:13 AM
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 Master Blaster Group: Donator Posts: 2,811 Joined: 26-February 07 From: London, UK Member No.: 129 Platform: PC gamer |
How do you confuse a blonde?....No I said how do you confuse a blonde?
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Jul 24 2007, 09:28 PM
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 Moving Target Group: Member Posts: 151 Joined: 26-February 07 Member No.: 149 |
How do you get a blonde to laugh in church on Sunday?
Tell her a joke on Saturday -------------------- You can have your Jihad, but you ain't never been YeHawed! |
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Jul 27 2007, 01:07 PM
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Wannabee Group: Member Posts: 13 Joined: 20-July 07 From: Cannock, UK Member No.: 999 Platform: Console gamer |
One day a blonde was driving on the highway and got pulled over by a cop. The cop said "Why do you keep swerving?" The blonde replied "I turn one way and there's a tree, I turn again there's a tree, and then there's a whole bunch more trees popping out of nowhere." The cop replied "You [idiot] that's your air freshener."
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Jul 27 2007, 09:25 PM
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Intel Ninja Group: Member Posts: 941 Joined: 25-February 07 From: GPS Kaput Member No.: 29 Platform: PC gamer |
All funny thanks.
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Jul 30 2007, 08:59 PM
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 Door Gunner Group: Donator Posts: 965 Joined: 25-March 07 Member No.: 344 Platform: Console gamer |
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Jul 30 2007, 09:04 PM
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 Feared by Dr.Jeckyl  Group: Administrator Posts: 2,040 Joined: 22-February 07 From: Western NC Member No.: 2 Platform: PC and Console gamer |
QUOTE(Jerm vvarfare @ Jul 30 2007, 11:07 PM) [snapback]14943[/snapback] this is much better. 
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Jul 30 2007, 09:06 PM
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Door Gunner Group: Donator Posts: 965 Joined: 25-March 07 Member No.: 344 Platform: Console gamer |
sorry bout that. |
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