Jump to content



BFS Banner



  • Please log in to reply

Dont cheat on a blonde

Started by Rutthead13, Jul 21 2007 05:14 AM

#1 Rutthead13

Rutthead13

    Wannabee

  • Member
  • Pip
  • 13 posts
  • Location:Cannock, UK
  • Platform:Console gamer

Posted 21 July 2007 - 05:14 AM

A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun.

The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head.

The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"

#2 Spectre65

Spectre65

    Moving Target

  • Member
  • Pip
  • 232 posts
  • Location:Oklahoma, USA
  • Platform:PC gamer

Posted 21 July 2007 - 01:27 PM

View PostRutthead13, on Jul 21 2007, 07:22 AM, said:

A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun.

The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head.

The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"

Damn.  :rofl:  :rofl:  :o=  :rofl:

#3 krise madsen

krise madsen

    Master Blaster

  • Member
  • PipPipPipPip
  • 2,734 posts
  • Location:Denmark
  • Platform:PC gamer

Posted 21 July 2007 - 01:36 PM

Can we do blonde jokes? Cuz I got some pretty funny ones, though most are pretty naughty...

Respectfully

krise madsen
"crisis" is my middle name...
------------------------------------------------

Hatchetforce said:

First John Wayne dies in 1979 and then 2 years later the Smurfs show up on NBC. It has been mostly downhill after that.
Posted Image

#4 CommandoCrazy

CommandoCrazy

    Ranger School Dropout

  • Member
  • Pip
  • 91 posts
  • Location:Germany
  • Platform:PC gamer

Posted 21 July 2007 - 01:40 PM

Eeeeerrrrrrrrr, I'm blonde. I feel offended. <_<

:P
CC

Edited by CommandoCrazy, 21 July 2007 - 01:41 PM.


#5 1111kaka1

1111kaka1

    Wannabee

  • Member
  • Pip
  • 2 posts
  • Platform:None Selected

Posted 24 July 2007 - 06:35 AM

View PostCommandoCrazy, on Jul 22 2007, 03:48 AM, said:

Eeeeerrrrrrrrr, I'm blonde. I feel offended. <_<

:P
CC

I konw your feeling,but it's just a joke.

#6 CommandoCrazy

CommandoCrazy

    Ranger School Dropout

  • Member
  • Pip
  • 91 posts
  • Location:Germany
  • Platform:PC gamer

Posted 24 July 2007 - 07:03 AM

View Post1111kaka1, on Jul 24 2007, 02:43 PM, said:

I konw your feeling,but it's just a joke.

My post was just a joke, too.

;)
CC

#7 krise madsen

krise madsen

    Master Blaster

  • Member
  • PipPipPipPip
  • 2,734 posts
  • Location:Denmark
  • Platform:PC gamer

Posted 24 July 2007 - 07:20 AM

In the spirit of equality among hair colours:

Mating call of the blonde: "Damn I'm drunk"

Mating call of the ugly blonde: "I SAID, DAMN I'M DRUNK!"

Mating call of the brunette: "All the blones have left"

Mating call of the redhead: "Next!"

Respectfully

krise madsen

Edited by krise madsen, 24 July 2007 - 07:20 AM.

"crisis" is my middle name...
------------------------------------------------

Hatchetforce said:

First John Wayne dies in 1979 and then 2 years later the Smurfs show up on NBC. It has been mostly downhill after that.
Posted Image

#8 Tactical Jerky

Tactical Jerky

    Master Blaster

  • Donator
  • 1,289 posts
  • Location:The Netherlands
  • Platform:PC and Console gamer

Posted 24 July 2007 - 07:58 AM

Q. What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brunette?
A. Artificial intelligence.  :D

#9 krise madsen

krise madsen

    Master Blaster

  • Member
  • PipPipPipPip
  • 2,734 posts
  • Location:Denmark
  • Platform:PC gamer

Posted 24 July 2007 - 09:17 AM

View PostTactical Jerky, on Jul 24 2007, 04:06 PM, said:

Q. What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brunette?
A. Artificial intelligence.  :D

:lol:

Q. How can you tell if it's a real blonde?
A. Shine a light though one of her ears. If her eyes light up, she's a real blonde.

Respectfully

krise madsen

PS: I have a really good one, but it's so nasty I'd be booted off the forum in a sec if I posted it, and rightly so.
"crisis" is my middle name...
------------------------------------------------

Hatchetforce said:

First John Wayne dies in 1979 and then 2 years later the Smurfs show up on NBC. It has been mostly downhill after that.
Posted Image

#10 Nemesis

Nemesis

    Master Blaster

  • Donator
  • 3,808 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:London, UK
  • Platform:PC gamer

Posted 24 July 2007 - 10:13 AM

How do you confuse a blonde?....No I said how do you confuse a blonde?
Regards
Nemesis

Quote

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

#11 durka-durka

durka-durka

    Moving Target

  • Member
  • Pip
  • 151 posts

Posted 24 July 2007 - 09:28 PM

How do you get a blonde to laugh in church on Sunday?


Tell her a joke on Saturday

#12 Rutthead13

Rutthead13

    Wannabee

  • Member
  • Pip
  • 13 posts
  • Location:Cannock, UK
  • Platform:Console gamer

Posted 27 July 2007 - 01:07 PM

One day a blonde was driving on the highway and got pulled over by a cop. The cop said "Why do you keep swerving?" The blonde replied "I turn one way and there's a tree, I turn again there's a tree, and then there's a whole bunch more trees popping out of nowhere." The cop replied "You [idiot] that's your air freshener."

#13 }SkOrPn--7

}SkOrPn--7

    Intel Ninja

  • Member
  • PipPipPipPip
  • 941 posts
  • Location:GPS Kaput
  • Platform:PC gamer

Posted 27 July 2007 - 09:25 PM

All funny thanks.  :thumbsup:

#14 Jerm vvarfare

Jerm vvarfare

    Door Gunner

  • Donator
  • 965 posts
  • Platform:Console gamer

Posted 30 July 2007 - 08:59 PM

:huh:

was the last one too racey?

how about this?.......

#15 ZJJ

ZJJ

    Feared by Dr.Jeckyl

  • Donator
  • 2,126 posts
  • Gender:Female
  • Location:Western NC
  • Platform:PC and Console gamer

Posted 30 July 2007 - 09:04 PM

View PostJerm vvarfare, on Jul 30 2007, 11:07 PM, said:

:huh:

was the last one too racey?

how about this?.......
this is much better.  :yes:
Posted Image
Images property of BFS. Sig is courtesy of Harelip.

#16 Jerm vvarfare

Jerm vvarfare

    Door Gunner

  • Donator
  • 965 posts
  • Platform:Console gamer

Posted 30 July 2007 - 09:06 PM

:thumbsup:

sorry bout that.




0 user(s) are reading this topic

0 members, 0 guests, 0 anonymous users