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GI JOE (2009 Live movie) cast

Started by Cpl Ledanek, Mar 14 2008 07:54 PM

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Posted 14 March 2008 - 07:54 PM

set your Fail-Button---at least give it a decency to go straight to VHS <_<
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Posted 15 March 2008 - 05:31 AM

Woot, looks like they are going for that "young and hip" thing. This has "I am Winner" written all over it!! lol
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Posted 15 March 2008 - 06:50 AM

"This is worse than that time I got a softball stuck in my nose!"

Just getting my let-down lines ready for this...
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Posted 15 March 2008 - 08:37 AM

They screwed up big time somewhere. Cobra Commander is portrayed by Joseph Gordon-Levitt? Does he even know he's playing a villain?

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Posted 15 March 2008 - 08:48 AM

Does he even know he's playing an adult?

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Posted 15 March 2008 - 10:39 AM

View Postdurka-durka, on Mar 15 2008, 10:48 AM, said:

Does he even know he's playing an adult?

I say this approximately twelve times a day to different people but here it goes : "durka-durka, you sir are my hero"

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Posted 15 March 2008 - 04:47 PM

View PostGabrielG, on Mar 15 2008, 12:39 PM, said:

I say this approximately twelve times a day to different people but here it goes : "durka-durka, you sir are my hero"


hahaha F-Yeah!  


But back on topic...
  Have you guys seen the major plot points of this movie?  Here are soms spoilers below, and they may be changed (hopefully) by the time the movie comes out, but here's what we got so far....





1.  Other than the fact that this is the wierdest cast I have ever seen put together, it looks as if GI Joe won't be the "Real American Hero" due to PC reasons.  It is now called "G.I. J.O.E.   Global Integrated Joint Operating Entity"  

2.  Their main base was originally set in Brussels and not in the U.S. due to those same PC reasons.  Due to fan reaction, rumors now are saying that they have moved their base to the less volitile, less recognizable region known as Egypt.

3.  Apparently, there will be a battle in a city using those funky exoskeleton things.  

4.  Marlon Waynes is a major character.....

(sorry for spelling errors, I'm too lazy to look them up)

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Posted 16 March 2008 - 04:36 AM

LMAO!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!

Oh man, I can't wait for this to come out, I will buy the DVD just to show people so we can laugh all the way through, this sounds hilarious!

It'll be like the best parody ever made, except it will be the first parody of itself, if that is even possible, lol.

Edited by Demon_Mustang, 16 March 2008 - 04:37 AM.

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Posted 16 March 2008 - 11:43 AM

On the bright side, Sienna Miller in a leather catsuit...  ^_^

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Posted 16 March 2008 - 12:31 PM

View Postspm1138, on Mar 16 2008, 01:43 PM, said:

On the bright side, Sienna Miller in a leather catsuit...  ^_^

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I really liked her in a show we had over here for a year called Keen Eddy. She was always running around in panties. Nice body. :drool:
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Posted 17 March 2008 - 08:11 AM

View Postspm1138, on Mar 16 2008, 01:43 PM, said:

On the bright side, Sienna Miller in a leather catsuit...  ^_^

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A leather catsuit.....with big guns  :notworthy:

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Posted 17 March 2008 - 01:37 PM

I think the "Ray Parks as Snake-Eyes" is a good casting choice... that guy rocked in Epi I - The Death of a Franchise...

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Posted 18 March 2008 - 11:55 PM

View PostcrtChunk, on Mar 17 2008, 03:37 PM, said:

I think the "Ray Parks as Snake-Eyes" is a good casting choice... that guy rocked in Epi I - The Death of a Franchise...


Yah, he was a good casting choice, I guess when anyone wants an American martial arts guy who covers up his face and doesn't talk, they call Ray hehe.  One problem I'll be interested in how they fix is that he's like 5'5" or something.  

I have a lot of hope for this movie, but man.....Marlon Wayns as the lead actor!?!?!?
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Posted 21 March 2008 - 12:36 PM

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Aint it Cool News comes up Snake Eyes.

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Posted 21 March 2008 - 12:47 PM

View Postdurka-durka, on Mar 19 2008, 01:55 AM, said:

I guess when anyone wants an American martial arts guy who covers up his face and doesn't talk, they call Ray hehe.
Just like that compelling American actor Hugh Laurie, Ray is British.  :whistle:
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Posted 21 March 2008 - 01:23 PM

I knew Hugh Laurie is English.
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Posted 21 March 2008 - 09:00 PM

LoL!  All those sneaky British sots going around like they're American!  See, if he talked we may know the difference! :)

And that Snake Eyes pic is Bad @#$@#$!  Even if it does look like Batman and Blade had a kid.  I have to say I'm quite impressed, given what happened to Transformers.  My 3rd grade nerd-meter just pinged

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Posted 21 March 2008 - 09:47 PM

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Posted 22 March 2008 - 04:57 AM

Yah, I think the whole ninja coolness factor ended for me when i got out of elementary. Those pics just look gimmicky to me...
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Posted 22 March 2008 - 11:44 AM

Im not too excited on the GI Joe movie just yet..... Snake Eyes and Stormshadow would be the characters to draw me in.....unfortunately for them the ninja bar itself is set way too high and im not sure theyd measure up to.....well u know.


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