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Cpl Ledanek

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Time Run Challenge

02 May 2015 - 11:35 AM

For those that have the Free Tech Preview 0.9.3, here's your challenge:

Do a Time Run base on the TargetTest Map, your video recording is your timer.

Begin at Low Ready, once you raised your weapons and shot first Target, time STARTS
Target must be disabled, i.e knocked down or stopped moving
Clear all Tangos in this map, time STOPS.

Remember, you cheat, YOU CHEAT YOURSELF.

There is discussion of a Timer on next update, we'll see how it goes.
I will post as soon as I'm done uploading.

Have fun guys



Elephants have long memory

21 April 2015 - 09:42 PM

In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Louisiana State University .

On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee, inspected the elephants foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.

The elephant turned to face the man and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned and walked away. Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.

Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter could not help wondering if this was the same elephant. Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.

Probably wasn't the same elephant.

Missing Wife

17 April 2015 - 05:35 PM


Husband went to the sheriff's department to report that his wife was missing.

Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home....

Sergeant: What is her height?


Husband: Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
Sergeant: Weight?
Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant: Color of eyes?
Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.
Sergeant: Color of hair?
Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can’t remember.
Sergeant: What was she wearing?
Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.
Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in?
Husband: She went in my truck.
Sergeant: What kind of truck was it?
Husband: A 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost 5.0L
V8 engine special ordered with manual transmission and
climate controlled air conditioning. It has a custom
matching white cover for the bed, which has a matching
aftermarket bed liner. Custom leather 6-way seats and
"Bubba" floor mats. Trailering package with gold
hitch and special wiring hook-ups. DVD with full GPS
navigation, satellite radio receiver, 23-channel CB radio,
six cup holders, a USB port, and four power outlets. I added
special alloy wheels and off-road Michelins. It has custom
running boards and indirect wheel well lighting. At this
point the husband started choking up.
Sergeant: Take it easy, we'll find your truck.

Poltergeist....remake with Sam Rockwell

05 February 2015 - 08:23 PM


A Sad Day for GRAW2

30 January 2015 - 09:23 AM

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Hi everyone it is my sad duty to inform you that Bob Newman, A.K.A. MexicoBob has passed away. He suffered a heart attack Monday the 26th and was rushed to the hospital, on Wednesday he had a second heart attack and according to his wife apparently a stent in his heat collapsed and they were unable to revive him.
He was a great map maker and a great friend; he will be missed by his clan mates here in TAW.

Direwolf5

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