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Cpl Ledanek

Member Since 25 Feb 2007
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Get the Quarterback

12 June 2015 - 09:59 PM

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game.
They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, he asked her how she liked it.

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles,
but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game,
all they kept screaming was 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!'

I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!"

Window 10 Free Upgrade: did you sign up

02 June 2015 - 10:57 AM

So I wake up, there's a notification for a FREE Window 10 upgrade.
Anyone else leery or sign up for it?

Trijicon ACOG Reticules for Referrence

19 May 2015 - 10:07 PM

saw this and I thought it would serve someone

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Time Run Challenge

02 May 2015 - 11:35 AM

For those that have the Free Tech Preview 0.9.3, here's your challenge:

Do a Time Run base on the TargetTest Map, your video recording is your timer.

Begin at Low Ready, once you raised your weapons and shot first Target, time STARTS
Target must be disabled, i.e knocked down or stopped moving
Clear all Tangos in this map, time STOPS.

Remember, you cheat, YOU CHEAT YOURSELF.

There is discussion of a Timer on next update, we'll see how it goes.
I will post as soon as I'm done uploading.

Have fun guys

Elephants have long memory

21 April 2015 - 09:42 PM

In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Louisiana State University .

On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee, inspected the elephants foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.

The elephant turned to face the man and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned and walked away. Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.

Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter could not help wondering if this was the same elephant. Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.

Probably wasn't the same elephant.