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Just Not Feeling It

27 December 2012 - 05:26 PM

(this may have been posted already if it is...I apologize)

Last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. As our passion began to heat up she said, "I don't feel like it. I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT?! What was that?!" She said, "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The next day I took off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big department store. I walked around with her as she tried on several very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to go with her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit." We went on to the j3welry counter where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. She was so excited. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet. I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier." I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No baby, I don't feel like it." Her face went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?" I said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." Just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?" Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either... but at least she knows I'm smarter than her.

Lincoln

15 November 2012 - 09:40 PM

On Saturday, I will be going to go see this Epic Story of one of the greatest presidents this country has ever known. (My opinion and that of many historians).

I look very forward to it.


Keep Calm Chive On

04 June 2012 - 11:10 AM

I usually go to Chive to get my LULz in but sometimes, you see people do something for folks that actually makes you believe in humanity once again....this is one of those stories...going to copy it from Terminal Lance.

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So I was actually surprised I haven't seen a post on this yet, I'm guessing many people on TL aren't Chivers.

Anyways yesterday the website The Chive posted a story about Taylor Morris. Taylor Morris is an EOD tech who stepped on an unseen land mind, and lost both his arms and legs. He's making a remarkable recovery. Anyways, it was always his and his girlfriends dream to purchase a cabin in the wilderness, where they could go and relax, play in a lake, hike and all that.

From Taylor:


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"I've always dreamed of having a log cabin in the woods on a lake. A traditional wood cabin on the outside with a modern interior. And good lighting. Good lighting is important. My girlfriend Danielle and I, we live simple lives but we've always loved being active, spending time outside with our families."





So what does The Chive do?



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When Taylor returns, I want theCHIVERS to have provided the down payment on his dream cabin. We have the best community on the internet and I'm setting the goal at $30,000. But we all know about your endearing tradition of smashing goals. Let's help build Taylor his cabin, a place where he and his family can relax for generations to come.





The Last update that they gave, was that not only had they reached $30,000 AFTER 45 MINUTES, After a few more hours They've hit $143,000.

http://thechive.com/...rris-22-photos/

Afghans Try to Throw Grenades....

04 June 2012 - 10:59 AM

Makes people run for cover more than anything.

http://www.military..../1667662048001/

Hopefully this is the Afghan Humor Video...not the other one.

COOP/Server Sided Missions

03 June 2012 - 01:26 PM

So I know that an immersive COOP will not happen until we either hit $700,000 or after ADV/Multiplayer sells enough units, and you use the income from that to purchase the profession AI and whatever else you need to do, my question, when that does happen is this:

Will COOP mission design be server-side, with the ability to create custom objectives and scripting (Ex: Ghost Recon, Armed Assault, Rogue Spear)...?

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